Tuesday, 8 May 2012

More Best Reviews of The Bulletproof Coffin!

Following Keith Silva's excellent interrogative review of The Bulletproof Coffin: Disinterred #4, here are a couple more reviews we highly recommend.

Low Frequency Listener waxes beat/lyrical with a cut-up review.


Bulletproof Coffin: Disinterred #4


BULLETPROOF COFFIN: DISINTERRED
BULLETPROOFCOFFINDISINTERRED 
BCDEFILNOPRSTU

Bull Lee spouts loose nouns in Tennessee, condones lore forBulletproof Coffin: Disinterred.

Fie on order!

Cut,
Cut,
Cut bold!

Plot is lone sore bone-prone flop-rusted dusted corpse on snot corpuscle bier rots. Pure ordered prose foul fools, ruins fun since bop-optic prose is snubbed.

Burn forced filters!

Cut.
Cut.
Cut.

Bop-optic color prose finds prophets!

Dual-dopes score profits, but strip, bind, pin, slit, slice burn, pound, club, bend, belt, rend, spin, stub, rip, bleed to stifle-snuff not-old optic tropes so to send flood of foul tides of bored bile soup snore stories.

So,

Scuttle double estates’ four color snore lore! Topple forlorn Stan Lee’s past epics, torpedo DC, side step spider titles, bust dull Robin’s dudes.

Instead distill pure bold pure color bop-optic lore. Riff on blood. Build better plots of unplots, ironic tells, don’t settle for bored sort or stupid tales. Undo dire duo! Let tepid stern bulletproof lust nurse flirt free in rubber corset until led to cloud bed to pounce for Bulletproof Coffin bounce! Undo blouse, bustle, robe, doublet, tie, tubes, bib, purse, belt, binds, ropes, to be free free free! Rouse plot fires! Bolster fine tonic fonts! Toss dice! Stir oddness!

Lift fists for Independents!   

Sin Bold!

Cut!
Cut!
Cut!

Listen.

Find Bulletproof Coffin! Pull Bulletproof Coffin. Opt for Bulletproof Coffin. Build odes to Bulletproof Coffin. ScourBulletproof Coffin. Sift Bulletproof Coffin. Ponder Bulletproof Coffin

Bulletproof Coffin fine food for soul.

Spirit of Bull Lee slides out, but resides infinite in bulletproof coffin.

‘nuff said.

End
(but not end)


Check it out in the original dayglo green pixellated prose here

And over on G4 TV Richard Starkings commits graphic mutilation with a pair of scissors.